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母子之间的搞笑对话二则

2009-09-02 14:14:21| 分类：个人信息 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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1儿子：你算一下孙悟空是不是一千多岁了嘛！他大闹天宫的时候，比唐朝还早五百年，还不晓得那个时候他好多岁！算来也该将近两千岁了！咋个还是儿童啊？！

妈咪：好怪的啊？！是老儿童！

2儿子：那个男人居然憨不拢痴地以为世界上最爱他的女人是他妈，不是他老婆！

妈咪：那样就叫“憨不拢痴地”啊？！妈跟老婆的爱法是不一样的得嘛！意义都不相同得嘛！咋个可以相提并论嘛！

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